Saturday, March 28, 2009

sleep is good.

so, the loo does this pretty regularly, but this guy...wins.

"there's someone on the wing. some. thing."

sorry i missed the birthdays, boys. it won't happen again.

bill shatner 03.22.1931
leonard nimoy 03.26.1931


rudy fernandez está tan caliente en este momento.

Friday, March 27, 2009

snot factory.

i'm now 3 for the last 3 on getting hella sick post vegas. hmmmm. i suppose i need to stop getting cirque du soleil hookers and buying "party time" from the flier flippers outside of o'shea's?
i'm convinced that it's just a matter of time before vegas becomes ground zero for the next super bird flu monkey shit virus that wipes out humanity. i'm bringing TB masks and gloves for my next trip.
so, at the advice of the witch doctor i sat next to on the plane home, i bought a mystic neti pot.
it worked just ok*:

* snot is gross

Sunday, March 15, 2009

dog v. bird v. human

you ever go fishing with your dog and wonder "what if that noisy goose went ape shit?". well, here you go. personally, i think this dog is being a bit of a sissy. my dog woulda smoked that bird.*

*that is a lie. my dog would shit himself.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

great minds think...


finding this like that time...sniff...i didn't know who my real father was...sniff...but my prostitute mom thought it was probably one of three guys that were regular customers. so we all went on the maury show for paternity tests.
it wasn't any of the three, but we all had a good time in NYC.

Things About Portland That Suck

Wednesday, March 4, 2009