a montage of the greatest golfer ever.

ew. catfish.

miguel's movie minute awesome-ness!

if you see only one movie this summer...go see "knocked up".
usually i am severely let down by most every movie i see, not so with this instant classic. and worried that all the funny parts were blown in the previews, finally, a movie that doesn't disappoint. kathryn heigl, while seeing her crowning vagina was VERY disturbing, is beautiful. seth rogan is every friend i've ever had. but the best part about this movie is the interaction with seth rogan's character, ben stone (ironical) and his rag-tag group of idiots (and future brother-in-law-ish paul rudd). chaos and hilarity ensue. the fat kid, jonah hill, who will be in another most likely awesome movie this summer, superbad, is great. and speaking of jonah hill...see him in "accepted" and "grandma's boy" if you haven't yet. they are an excellent introduction to this man's genius. and yes, i realize that these movies all have somewhat of a stoner theme...and i don't smoke...and i probably should...but regardless, it's damn funny.
i'm gonna stop there because you will thank me later.
i laughed hard, which never happens. i think a little pee came out...more than once. go see it.
this movie gets 4 outta 4 tobey maguire beat downs!
summer movie greatness is back!

aliens exist.

to further authenticate my routinely dressing up as star trek characters for halloween or other notable holidays/birthdays...i will be taking this drug.
live long and prosper, klingon bitches.

this clip has it all...

if you didn't see the 2007 MTV movie awards...well, you didn't miss much. EXCEPT...a completely shot-cockled jack nicholson eagerly trying to rehydrate before accepting an award for best villian. he failed miserably and was supremely entertaining. AND the painfully not funny sarah silverman crushing paris hilton. if silverman didn't have a good 100lbs on hilton (i say this because sarah's outfits were about as flattering as bjork in swan lake), paris would've gone prison bitch on her. here's an idea...you are going to prison in a few days. might you LAY LOW?! christ, it's like you ask for it. i just threw up, you freak show! congratulations, you are the retard queen today.

shad. minnows on steroids.

ninjas beware...

chuck norris toilet paper.

did you hear chuck norris challenged lance armstrong to who had more testicles? well, chuck won by five.