the pony.

1. click on this LINK.

2. then click on a different video every three seconds.

3. commence grinding.

4. have seizure.

5. kill self.

this shit is newsworthy?

two of portland's top news stories today.
RABBITS and CATS beware. the world is a dangerous place.
i love my community.
i really love my community's newspaper.

the lou got his ears lowered.

before:


after:

wtf japan?!

from my new favorite website:

CPR.

as a health care professional, i thought best to pass this along to everybody. it works.

cold steel.

fellow viking warriors and barbarians, i give you...cold steel. wtf?

l*ker fans, no, los angelians, in general (friends excluded).