the longest nipple hair.

here's the deal. if you're not watching 'rob and big' on mtv, well then, friend, you're a damn fool. it's a quality waste of time. one episode discusses the guinness book of world records. and particularly mentions a record dealing with the world's longest nipple hair.

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now, i know this guy. let's call him, dike smegley. he claims to have an 6 inch nipple hair.
sadly, i've seen it.
it's true.

so, logically, i had to do some research, which lead me to these undoubtedly factual conclusions: clicky and clicky.

so, mr. smegley, it seems you have a date with destiny. pick up that phone and call dean cane or robert leech or jack palance or your local news team...anyone that can get word to ireland!
those drunk fuckers aren't gonna just show up at your door magically. wait, they might?