i dare you america...

recently re-discovered down in the cafeteria, i dare you to come up with a more amazing candy than now and later. it reminds me of my childhood days. saturday mornings at the bowling alley. working on my 150 average. then stealing quarters from my mom's purse so i could buy some sweet, sweet now and laters. maybe some zotz and a blow-pop, sour apple, of course. with enough left over hopefully to get in a couple games of dig-dug or gauntlet..."the wizard needs food badly!".
yeah, people...i was in a bowling league. i went to state. i got fifth. i am better than you.