Saturday, March 27, 2010

police report attempt to revive flattened opossum...

(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.
But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.
Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.
Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.
The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.
Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

milk seafood noodles.

the opie.

this is a fishing report.
notice the absence of fish pictures.
we did pull two guys in a drift boat off a sweeper, though.
so, karma will pay us back next time, right?

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010


later, rain...

it's rained here in portland for 213 days straight.
i'm gonna go find some sunshine.
and by sunshine, i mean snow.
and fish.

god damn, i miss BSG...

this video is more awesome than ben and jerry's cherry garcia.
live long and prosper, BSG. live long and prosper.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

drawing the line...

this has gone too far. disgusting.

it's well documented within the circle of trust that i have some PTSD related to working with a large population of crack babies' mommas while living in chicago. crack-whore-tainted boob juice was the norm in the special care nursery at my first hospital. when forced to handle it (the juice, not the boob), i used to double-glove, wrap my body in saran wrap, then cry in the shower when i got home from work.
it wasn't pretty.
i've been better lately. maybe it's because there's less of the ol' HIV running around? not sure.
regardless, it's disgusting.
and if you ever want to see me vomit and pass out at the same time...squirt some on me.
maybe that's what i need...some flooding therapy?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

two rules.

1. never eat jack-in-the-box tacos.
never piss on a down power line. *

*kudos to the vito.