oh definitely...it's poison.

thin mints.

nerd boner.

@ Yahoo! Video

happy 79th.

billy mays here...

bears, beets, battlestar galactica.

if you're not watching this show, don't start now. rent it from the beginning. it's ridiculously good.
unfortunately, most people i know refuse to watch shows that are longer than a half hour and don't involve text voting.
so i have no one to discuss with its importance and awesome-ness.* *single tear drips down cheek

frustration.

because apparently you have to have a degree in mechanical engineering and physics and basic geometry to assemble and construct a simple 30 foot section of front yard fence with an attaching gate across the driveway AND because it seems as if all the tape measures i own (2) are incapable of providing me with an accurate measurement causing me to mostly swear and throw tools at neighborly passers-by...i have to watch this video over and over again to make myself feel better all weekend.

don't lie...

i know...all my posts lately are lame youtube links, but lately i've been catching up on some reading, working a busy stretch, getting ready for the blazers' season opener, figuring out my dead amy winehouse halloween costume, and blowing money on comics on ebay. oh and gearing up for the new call of duty out in a couple weeks. i know, i live a charmed life.
anyway...don't lie. you secretly think this was a great show...unlike family guy, it's awesomeness declined as the years went on, but...it's better than most crap.

more family guy.

i'm pretty sure seth macfarlane sold his soul to the devil a loooong time ago. this shit is funny. if the "flash gordon" reference in this week's episode doesn't make you pee your pants, well, then there's no hope for you. it at around the 16:00 mark. enjoy.

mark wahlberg.

he's no matt damon, but i think of them as brothers. pretty funny skit when i saw it the other night, but now after this diss...i have to post it.
oh, mark, max payne better not suck.
and say hi to your mother for me...

question...

who would win a fight between chuck norris and jason bourne?
yeah, jack bauer...that's who.

nailed it.

good job, tina. bravo, you little minx.

of note, the rest of the night's show blew, except for maybe "space olympics".

"it's like a really bad disney movie...i mean if you do the actuary tables..."

continuing on the political theme...it just keeps getting better. matt damon, known best for his role in 'team america: world police', has this little video gem. it rules. screw obama. screw mc bush. i'm voting for the jason bourne/george clooney ticket!




*if you're wondering where i get all these nuggets of awesome check out WWTDD.

seriously?

first off, i hate both democrats and republicians. which one i hate more, depends on the day.
now, those that have the pleasure of listening to me rant on a daily basis know there are few people i dislike more than amy winehouse or manu ginobli...however, whoopi goldberg wears the jeweled crown.
secondly, i do not watch 'the view'. EVER. BUT this is just unreal...it's mostly just mc cain talking about dying during his term, palin becoming queen, and something about rowing, but...listen at about the 1:55 mark, then...wait for it...babs chimes in at 2:20. it is amazing. i'm pretty sure millions of idiots watch this shit.

"tina...eat!"

julie blogs. not often. her excuse for that is that she's sitting at home feeding her baby. i feed babies at work and i still have time for this crap, but i digress. julie blogs. it's usually spot on. click here. it's worth 6 seconds of your day.

my comment on this subject...ms. fey, if the quality of '30 rock' goes down, even a little, because you're wasting your time on SNL with the mayor of wasilla...things will get messy. like exxon messy.

the greatest show ever...

so i have this friend. he thinks he's really funny. so funny, in fact, that the background music from this infamous puke-fest is his ring tone for me when i call...