winner.

Q: how do you take a shitty song by a no-talent hack and make it more awesome than jesus?
A: simple, just add star trek.

CPR.

as a health care professional, i thought best to pass this along to everybody. it works.

gross.

THIS happens when you use your silicon to cut your heroine.

awesome site.

explosions and boobs.

the internet continues to reaffirm my faith in humanity. i dare you to click refresh less than 10 times. per hour. per week. until your next birthday.
thanks, saggy.
and you're welcome, world.