tracy morgan is serious...

the pony.

1. click on this LINK.

2. then click on a different video every three seconds.

3. commence grinding.

4. have seizure.

5. kill self.

gross.

THIS happens when you use your silicon to cut your heroine.

two of the more awesome spiderman videos you will see today*

*or not.

wtf?

hooray! amy got boobies!

still disgusting.

awesome site.

explosions and boobs.

the internet continues to reaffirm my faith in humanity. i dare you to click refresh less than 10 times. per hour. per week. until your next birthday.
thanks, saggy.
and you're welcome, world.

rep. peter king for president 2012.

where do i send my vote for this guy? amen.

i must go.

if you can hang on until the end...it's gold, "liquid gold"?

happy birthday america.

two things i've certain of..

1. it's only a matter of time before these damn columbia river sea lions yank a small kid into the drink.

2. this kid has unabomber domestic terrorist written all over him. my kids, er, won't know that computers exist until their 18, unless the robots take over before then?

the language barrier.

don't get me wrong...i'm medically fluent in 87 different languages. ok, maybe two. but hilarity always ensues during the night shift when i don't feel like waking up a cantonese interpreter. like tonight when the word "ok" was said approximately 63 times between myself, a dad, and a mom. i was in the room for four minutes.

assume the worst in people...

that way maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised. buckle your seatbelts, america.

oh, hollywood...

you're so organized.

question...

who would win a fight between chuck norris and jason bourne?
yeah, jack bauer...that's who.

creepy.

this video has it all. diversity, flutes, brainwashing...this election is gonna be awesome! now if we could just get a debate where some questions get answered?

PETA...

PETA must be drinking breastmilk from crack addicts?
there isn't any other explanation.
i really need to quit going to this site. every time i visit i find out an actor i like is some sort of activist...then i have to hate him or her. i'm talking to you, alec baldwin. click here. but it's so damn funny.

September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders

Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.

Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

nailed it.

good job, tina. bravo, you little minx.

of note, the rest of the night's show blew, except for maybe "space olympics".

"it's like a really bad disney movie...i mean if you do the actuary tables..."

continuing on the political theme...it just keeps getting better. matt damon, known best for his role in 'team america: world police', has this little video gem. it rules. screw obama. screw mc bush. i'm voting for the jason bourne/george clooney ticket!




*if you're wondering where i get all these nuggets of awesome check out WWTDD.

seriously?

first off, i hate both democrats and republicians. which one i hate more, depends on the day.
now, those that have the pleasure of listening to me rant on a daily basis know there are few people i dislike more than amy winehouse or manu ginobli...however, whoopi goldberg wears the jeweled crown.
secondly, i do not watch 'the view'. EVER. BUT this is just unreal...it's mostly just mc cain talking about dying during his term, palin becoming queen, and something about rowing, but...listen at about the 1:55 mark, then...wait for it...babs chimes in at 2:20. it is amazing. i'm pretty sure millions of idiots watch this shit.