the long khan.

easily the most awesome thing to come along since you could buy loaves of bread pre-sliced.
CLICK HERE!

watch this at least until the 2:11 mark...

holy austrian bowel movement, this one is even BETTER!

boba.

phil v. tyson.

Gamechangers Ep. 1: The Rant Writer from Ty Burrell

happy 79th.

later, rain...

it's rained here in portland for 213 days straight.
i'm gonna go find some sunshine.
and by sunshine, i mean snow.
and fish.

two of the more awesome spiderman videos you will see today*

*or not.

a pretty good sunday...

just sitting at home on the couch waiting for the basement to start flooding.
pretty sure the vikings are trying to set a single playoff game record for fumbles lost?
i'm kinda watching the game, but mostly watching these videos on cigar aficionado's excellent website. check it out.

big deal. i do this all the time.

mos eisley.

happy baby daddy day.

don't you just want one?

rockets!

so simon's over the other day talking about "dude, rockets this and rockets that. you should do this rocket thing with us. it's more awesome than a neil diamond concert. chicks love it. it's power and speed and fuel all wrapped into a nugget of sick and twisted carnage dangling from a GI Joe-sized parachute."
the next day i got the text message designating the coordinates for the LZ.
however, sadly, i had to skip out.
i went fishing or had to brush out the dog or something? here's what i missed:

ho. ly. shit.

Obama beach woulda sucked. thanks, brave men.