this shit is newsworthy?

two of portland's top news stories today.
RABBITS and CATS beware. the world is a dangerous place.
i love my community.
i really love my community's newspaper.

police report attempt to revive flattened opossum...

(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.
But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.
Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.
Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.
The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.
Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.

carnage.

pretty sure there are some deaths involved with these?

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MCOTW.

two things i've certain of..

1. it's only a matter of time before these damn columbia river sea lions yank a small kid into the drink.

2. this kid has unabomber domestic terrorist written all over him. my kids, er, won't know that computers exist until their 18, unless the robots take over before then?

uh huh.

yeah, i work with kids...

so what? this is funny.