Friday, March 28, 2008

role model.

kids, do every drug imaginable and you, too, can win a truck-load of grammys.
embarrassing. the music industry, award voter, d-bags should be ashamed...clicky.
overdose, already.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

the east side.

having spent my college years in saint louis, "going to the east side" has always held a special place in my heart. so, the new east side will take some time to get used to, but after this first trip...i think i'll be able to manage.
i love oregon. every direction has something different to offer. we made the trek to the northeastern corner last weekend. lora made me proud catching her first two steelhead on easter sunday. i countered with a couple of 8" whitefish and a foul-hooked sucker. lora wins.

the highlights: the fish (obviously), great weather, a terminal gravity bleu cheese buffalo burger, and james from eugene.
the lowlights: just the gas prices and some barbed wire.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

bitch slap.

to the punk ass, little bitch skier that clipped me from behind at meadows on monday...thanks for the concussion and sore neck. glad i had my helmet on. probably a good thing you didn't stop and wait to see if i was ok, because i would have taken your ski pole and stuck it into your liver.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

rionel ritchie.

words have left me, engrish or otherwise, except that no matter how bad of a day you are just got better.

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Friday, March 14, 2008

one of the greatest movies ever...

and not just because it's based on manny ramirez.


folks, a mostly right, usually exclusive sent in by one of the more hairy people i've ever met.
not to be outdone by dike smegley, the one and only indian nightmare, amite showmyballs, has entered himself into the elite. challengers welcome. however, if you send me a picture of a pubic hair or, frankly, a picture of anything south of the umbilicus...punishment will be swift and fierce.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

earth wind and fire.


carson daly, that no good SOB, earned his keep tonight when he had the diceman on his show. which led me to the above clip. which led me to this wonderful waste of time: tom green. (i highly recommend the rob dyrdek episode.)

apparently, the dice is making a comeback or something? good news.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

the longest nipple hair.

here's the deal. if you're not watching 'rob and big' on mtv, well then, friend, you're a damn fool. it's a quality waste of time. one episode discusses the guinness book of world records. and particularly mentions a record dealing with the world's longest nipple hair.

now, i know this guy. let's call him, dike smegley. he claims to have an 6 inch nipple hair.
sadly, i've seen it.
it's true.

so, logically, i had to do some research, which lead me to these undoubtedly factual conclusions: clicky and clicky.

so, mr. smegley, it seems you have a date with destiny. pick up that phone and call dean cane or robert leech or jack palance or your local news team...anyone that can get word to ireland!
those drunk fuckers aren't gonna just show up at your door magically. wait, they might?

Monday, March 3, 2008

uh oh.

with my alaska trip at the end of this summer on the horizon, i occupy my free time these days researching all the ways mother nature could have me for dinner. i'm becoming more and more religious. oh, and practicing not being a fucking retard, like these tools.


clicky here. (embedding disabled)



Sunday, March 2, 2008

i completely disagree.

i like grapefruit. i really like squirt soda.
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