um, seriously?

the huskers laid a turd.

thanks for showing up. move along, taylor martinez. please transfer somewhere more suited for your whiny skills.

phil v. tyson.

Gamechangers Ep. 1: The Rant Writer from Ty Burrell

the rams are on the clock.

this is a win-win for me. the rams either get the greatest defensive husker of all time. or the trade the pick for an entirely new team.
i approve.

MCOTW.

great hobbit movie.

don't mess with texas...

damn, it's cold here. we just got back from a visit to dallas, so we missed all the snow. anyway, texas is big. we shot guns. we ate a lot of meat. and, of course, went to the cowboys' game on sunday night.
now i've been a cowboy fan since i was knee-high to ed "too tall" jones, however, i fell off the wagon train when the team changed from the beloved tom landry, tony dorsett, and tony hill to that evil miami moron jimmy johnson. when you live in nebraska it's impossible to survive blows to the heart and crotch like michael irvin and deion sanders. then follow that up with the hire of oklahoma's barry switzer...well, i took it personally.
anyway, i loathe jerry jones and his antics, but i have to say it was nice walking in to texas stadium and seeing some very nice names on the ring of fame.
ANYWAY, blah, blah, blah...as long as the cowboys hire bill cowher next year, i will begin the healing process.

the un-civil war.

the D to the Q scored me a ticket to the civil war last saturday down in corvallis. good times were promising. the weather was beautiful. everyone had roses. it was shaping up to be quite a party. then the game started. the beavers were flat. couldn't tackle. and the rout was on. the fifty bucks i had riding on the game went down the toilet. and things got pretty ugly. this was my first trip to reser stadium. beaver fans are a frustrated bunch. to the screaming middle-aged woman behind me...i could've done without your comments and snarls. i'm pretty sure the refs can't hear you (although i agree the officiating was HORRIBLE). i'm pretty sure mike riley is a better coach than you might think. i'm pretty sure that phil knight didn't having anything to do with the beavers tackling. i'm pretty sure the oregon band had permission to be there. and phil knight wasn't actually in the band. also i'm pretty sure the beavers just didn't show up...no, phil knight didn't pay off anyone or give the ducks superpowers, i think?
thanks again, d.
sorry, no rose bowl for you. next year, my man, next year. that is if USC sucks?

i'm a husker fan...

so, these two PAC 10 teams, which call oregon home, hold no real value to me. however, if forced to pick one...i'm leaning towards the beavers. if for no particular reason besides this picture and the fact that the beavers win big games.

bring it, noobs.

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