Showing posts with label amy winehouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amy winehouse. Show all posts

Thursday, April 22, 2010

gross.



THIS happens when you use your silicon to cut your heroine.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

pull the knife outta my back, please...




dear kelly mc gillis,
why don't you just take a big crap in my back to the future lunchbox while you're at it...?
Oh, you're so done with men?
Well, I'm sooo done with blue-haired top gun instructors.
I mean, you had to go and one up the volleyball scene in the most awesome val kilmer movie EVER*! i hate you.



*excluding tombstone.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

still alive.

the question has been brought up to me, "at what point does the human body say 'fuck it'?" and really i think this crazy whore is a testament to how amazing the human body is. as hideous and fabulous as amy winehouse is, i seriously hope that when she does finally die her body is donated to science. we need to better understand how in the hell she was able to survive the last few years. i'm pretty sure the cure to many, many unbearable diseases is hidden in this rotting flesh pile. i understand the human body is a wonder. i've seen cold, blue bodies brought back to life. i've seen more than my share of blood where it isn't suppose to be, only to see people pull through. BUT there is something about this woman that has to be a mutant-like step in evolution. it is truly amazing to me that someone can inject gasoline into her veins and breathe straight ricin like it's aromatherapy.
cure cancer, amy.
contribute something besides your shitty music, dear.
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