Wednesday, December 3, 2008

the un-civil war.



the D to the Q scored me a ticket to the civil war last saturday down in corvallis. good times were promising. the weather was beautiful. everyone had roses. it was shaping up to be quite a party. then the game started. the beavers were flat. couldn't tackle. and the rout was on. the fifty bucks i had riding on the game went down the toilet. and things got pretty ugly. this was my first trip to reser stadium. beaver fans are a frustrated bunch. to the screaming middle-aged woman behind me...i could've done without your comments and snarls. i'm pretty sure the refs can't hear you (although i agree the officiating was HORRIBLE). i'm pretty sure mike riley is a better coach than you might think. i'm pretty sure that phil knight didn't having anything to do with the beavers tackling. i'm pretty sure the oregon band had permission to be there. and phil knight wasn't actually in the band. also i'm pretty sure the beavers just didn't show up...no, phil knight didn't pay off anyone or give the ducks superpowers, i think?
thanks again, d.
sorry, no rose bowl for you. next year, my man, next year. that is if USC sucks?







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