dice.

carson daly, that no good SOB, earned his keep tonight when he had the diceman on his show. which led me to the above clip. which led me to this wonderful waste of time: tom green. (i highly recommend the rob dyrdek episode.)

apparently, the dice is making a comeback or something? good news.

the longest nipple hair.

here's the deal. if you're not watching 'rob and big' on mtv, well then, friend, you're a damn fool. it's a quality waste of time. one episode discusses the guinness book of world records. and particularly mentions a record dealing with the world's longest nipple hair.

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now, i know this guy. let's call him, dike smegley. he claims to have an 6 inch nipple hair.
sadly, i've seen it.
it's true.

so, logically, i had to do some research, which lead me to these undoubtedly factual conclusions: clicky and clicky.

so, mr. smegley, it seems you have a date with destiny. pick up that phone and call dean cane or robert leech or jack palance or your local news team...anyone that can get word to ireland!
those drunk fuckers aren't gonna just show up at your door magically. wait, they might?

meat wrapper.

finally. a movie worth watching.

troubled youth.

uh oh.

with my alaska trip at the end of this summer on the horizon, i occupy my free time these days researching all the ways mother nature could have me for dinner. i'm becoming more and more religious. oh, and practicing not being a fucking retard, like these tools.

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clicky here. (embedding disabled)

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i completely disagree.

i like grapefruit. i really like squirt soda.
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