annoyed v.1

10. loveline...music please, not retards talking about "my friend accidentally sat on a banana".
9. bud selig...who cares if you're gonna be there when bonds breaks the record. why is this an issue? it happened on your watch anyway. you are a hypocrite.
8. amy winehouse...i liked you better when you were going as rupaul.
7. rickey henderson...jesus, go away. jose reyes doesn't need your tutelage.

6. the dirty homeless kids i stepped over at pioneer square last week...playing brand new PSPs.
5. the damn bluejays and ravens that sit outside my damn window at scream bloody murder at each other all freakin' day while i'm trying to sleep.
4. the fact that i can't hit the broad side of a barn with the pellet gun i bought last week to rid my neighborhood of these wastes of nature.
3. joe morgan and jon miller said "barry bonds" 1,489 times last night during the cardinals/braves game tonight before i turned it off in the 5th inning. no one cares about this record. no one under the age of 35. they're all hall of famers. eventually. because steriod hitters raked homeruns off of steroid pitchers. why is it that only younger generations get that?
2. "who's now?!" really? this is worse than the steve phillips segments of fake new conferences for each MLB team last offseason. wow. espn is truly, truly in the toilet. unwatchable.
1. this guy.

kill me now. if you get paid to fish, i hate you. i get paid to wipe kids' asses. listen to meth-addicted baby machines talk about how well their pet snakes and kids play together. and spend the night walking around with toothpicks in my eyelids giving myself IV boluses of mountian dew because, like i said, i can't shoot a freakin' pellet gun.

if you haven't read greg oden's blog entry regarding his recent tonsillectomy, enjoy. high comedy. also, this awesome interview with one of mike vick's dogs.