Tuesday, April 17, 2007

miguel's movie minute

after a dirty US military guy tells a lab tech to dump 1 million bottles of old formaldehyde into a sink that drains into the river han...crazy monster madness ensues. the plot is mostly about a family rescue mission that involves a lot of shotguns, molotov cocktails, and some sweet archery. i recommend this flick even though the special effects aren't great, the chernobyl lizard is lame, and there is no nudity. asian monster movies rock...right? i mean what isn't great about mobs of people running in no direction, screaming, and getting crushed under foot? tried and true, my friends, tried and true.
this flick gets 3 out of 4 cup-o-noodles.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

remember...they're the world champs!

my thoughts for the week:

albert, bat your weight.

hey, very attractive rutgers coach, i hope you send don imus a christmas card for all this free face time for what will result in most likely a pretty nice recruiting class?

i'm going to montana this weekend...i know you all can't wait for the photo report.

on the topic of imus, don "ho" RIP.

who would win a fight between this guy?

and this guy?

negley, don't rent this movie for a couple months: