tom cruise is awesome.

just ask him. clicky.

catholic weddings...

with approximately 200 people in attendance...tend to run a bit long what with all those triscuit eatin' boozers lining up for a taste of the jesus.
unlike the last non-denominational wedding i attended, which lasted somewhere around 12 minutes.
saves more time for the open bar, i say.
congrats to tommy and meghan...although i'm not fully recovered from chicago, i feel good about my efforts to prolong the hostile takeover of anheuser-busch from those damn austrian belgium euro-conglomerate monsters.
the back to saint louis checklist:
imo's pizza. check.
syberg's wings. check.
lora's birthday humphrey's plunger. check.
visit the arch. check.
not get an STD. check.
(to be continued in two weeks).

he's back...!

70 days...

three midwest weddings, and 25 more 12 hours nightshifts in this place some people like to call work until alaska. although i will probably be working a little extra to pay for the insane cost of a rental car for one month up there. i should just buy a uhaul truck and sleep in that? most cabins and campsites are booked...some guided fishing trips are planned...much gear left to purchase...with the rest left up to the piscatorial gods of the kenai pennisula.
the inviation remains open to anyone that wants to join me...as long as you can't run very fast and you'll agree to carry all the beef jerky.

truth, part deux.

way better than amy winehouse...

truth.

laser awesome.

Saturday Night Live - SNL Digital Short: Laser Cats 3

strictly on a need to know basis...

and you need to know...THIS.
before you know...THIS.

big brown.

the new underwater camera is nice.

funnier than david schwimmer.

india rules.

i was looking for the video of the cobra attacking a baby and found this nugget of third world awesome-ness.

so talented. so hot.

who's more annoying than manu ginobili?
who's more annoying than nick cannon?
that's right...amy winehouse.
i'm pretty sure the vegas casinos still have her deathwatch over/under at july 15, so there's still time to make some easy money. call dubois or vlad...i hear they are headed that way this weekend to see hall and oats or duran duran or something?
after your lunch is well digested...click on that bottom photo and check out those front teeth. i'm no dentist...but i'm guessing that isn't from opening bottles of michelob ultra.

retards.

MT.

epic.
cold, then hot.
wind, then no wind.
scuds, then jj buggers.
epic.
long drive home.

birth control.

stolen from WTF?