Wednesday, May 28, 2008

catholic weddings...



with approximately 200 people in attendance...tend to run a bit long what with all those triscuit eatin' boozers lining up for a taste of the jesus.
unlike the last non-denominational wedding i attended, which lasted somewhere around 12 minutes.
saves more time for the open bar, i say.
congrats to tommy and meghan...although i'm not fully recovered from chicago, i feel good about my efforts to prolong the hostile takeover of anheuser-busch from those damn austrian belgium euro-conglomerate monsters.
the back to saint louis checklist:
imo's pizza. check.
syberg's wings. check.
lora's birthday humphrey's plunger. check.
visit the arch. check.
not get an STD. check.
(to be continued in two weeks).

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