if you didn't see the 2007 MTV movie awards...well, you didn't miss much. EXCEPT...a completely shot-cockled jack nicholson eagerly trying to rehydrate before accepting an award for best villian. he failed miserably and was supremely entertaining. AND the painfully not funny sarah silverman crushing paris hilton. if silverman didn't have a good 100lbs on hilton (i say this because sarah's outfits were about as flattering as bjork in swan lake), paris would've gone prison bitch on her. here's an idea...you are going to prison in a few days. might you LAY LOW?! christ, it's like you ask for it. i just threw up, you freak show! congratulations, you are the retard queen today.
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you're killing me over here. sarah silverman is "painfully unfunny"?! have you seen her show on comedy central? it's the opposite of unfunny. is that douchebag dane cook more your speed? and then, i mean, yeah--live Amy Winehouse stinks its up--but her voice is really good.
i'm starting to wonder about you...
but i still like your blog.
making me laugh 2 out of 10 jokes even if those jokes are funny jabs about jews and diarreha doesn't get it done. a batting average below the mendoza line is far from earning you a spot hosting what usually is a pretty good award show. she's got an edge, which i get, but for the most part she's fran drescher with tougher skin. her voice annoys me. and the singing...jesus, her movie was intolerable...i turned it off. i rarely do that. and dane cook is a douchebag.
allright, i get that her voice is annoying--doesn't bother me--but i can see that. as for past years of that hyped up mess of a show, which host did you like best? Jessica Alba? Lindsay Lohan? Justin Timberlake and Seann Willimam Scott? also, nobody i know cares about baseball so the mendoza thing is lost on me.
at least you acknowledge dane cook is a douche. glad we agree on something.
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