Sunday, September 9, 2007

really?!...wait, it's iowa.

oh, the midwest...i don't miss it.
yes, yes...i've heard them all. the 'N' on nebraska's helmets stands for 'knowledge'. eat me.
but iowa has it way worse.
1. idiots out wandering around.
2. why do ducks fly upside-down over iowa? because there's nothing worth pooping on.
3. what do you get when you flunk your driver's test? a blue license plate.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey hey, don't try to drag other states down because yours sucks!! Go Hawkeyes!

Anonymous said...

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