Tuesday, September 18, 2007

some thoughts RE: vegas...


1. is red bull a laxative?
2. is there anything better than watching keelan dance?
3. can you get pink eye from shaking hands with someone who went to deja vu the night before?
4. do i have a moral obligation to stop vlad from playing baccarat at 7am when he's asleep at the table and asians are throwing drink straws at him?
5. do the seahawks exist only to fuck my parlays?
6. is truffle oil legal?
7. who brought the married and pregnant girls?
8. if you received a text message from me over the weekend...i'm sorry.
9. oj...you can get your stuff back when you get out of the clink. sorry 'bout the mix up, juice.
10. is ken really getting married?
congrats ken! good times, thanks. until next time...no more funny stuff.

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