everyday i stumble across another sign of the apocalypse...i really can't take it anymore. espn is a joke. i can't stand tim legler's ghetto wanna-be, wishing he was had as much street cred as chris mullin, jive-talking ass. i can't stand neil everett's every throat-clearing syllable coughs like he's hunkerin' down to watch a monster truck rally with every single god damn strikeout or base hit. i can't stand mel kiper's hair. i can't stand colin cowherd's ten year old voice. i can't stand any of it. and why can't i get fox sports on dish network without buying a $250 channel package. i hate this stupid walt disney monopoly.
so this guy gets paid to write this
crap? honestly? i'd rather hear about roger clemens' minor league pitch count then about how more blacks want to see bonds break the record than whites. really? brillant you freakin' genius. stop talking and kill yourself. no one cares AT ALL about this record besides a few people in san francisco. oh and thanks for reminding me about the giant turd bobby deniro and wille mays hayes laid with this one:
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