i've learned to stop getting my expectations up for big blockbuster movies...not sure when exactly i learned this but it was probably somewhere between 'van helsing' and 'stars wars: episode 1'. that being said...did i want spiderman 3 to be great? yes. was my spider sense tingling for the greatest comic book villian ever? of course...well, this movie was a giant wet diaper full of spicy indian food.
warning: spolier alert...if you haven't seen it...and you're going to (stupid, just give me your $10)...read anyway so you can laugh even harder at this movie's lameness.
top ten reasons spiderman 3 blew:
10. uh, eyeliner? sure.
9. yeah. parades.
8. three words...saturday night fever.
7. james franco acting..."i know that smile...!"
6. "let's do the twist", really?
5. kirsten dunst...two songs, really?
4. more venom please.
3. "the brutality of it all..."
2. wait, did spidey just give the gratuitous pause in front of a waving american flag? yeah, yeah, he did.
1. i'm gonna grab my jazz flute and scream..."AQUALUNG!"
this movie was just painful. like penis fish painful. this movie was a joke. canned and processed. there wasn't 15 seconds of decent dialogue. the only decent parts were fights involving venom and the french bruce campbell.
'spiderman 3' was ZERO outta four alien symbiotes
on a positive note, i did see 'hot fuzz', as well, this weekend. it was great. highly recommended. any movie that references the baddest bad ass of all time...johnny utah! well, that's an automatic 3 outta 4 dead presidents. word.
2 comments:
totally. at least it was my friend's $10.
I agree...mostly...I bagged on this movie on my blog too. I don't get the venom reference though?? Was that the dude that the dude from that 70s show became?
Anyhow, haven't seen hot fuzz or shaun (sp) of the dead b/c those movies are British and British people think crap like faulty towers and benny hill is funny. maybe i'll check 'em out anyhow.
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