Tuesday, May 1, 2007

because i just watched 'shooter'...

decent die hard flick (3 outta 4 cement block arm curls)...plus it's got danny glover with a lisp, so really you can't go wrong.
secretly, i want to become a sniper. a real one...one that sits on a barren cliff wearing a hat that looks like a bush, waiting for days eating only beef jerky and only drinking the morning's dew...not to mention lying in your own urine so you don't give up your position to the enemy. then...bang from 500 yards you take out the bad guy warlord. yes.
or at least i like those kinds of video games.
anyway...how freakin' awesome is mark wahlberg? i mean come on...MARKY MARK! has he made a bad movie? no.
quick recap: and keep in mind 'entourage' is loosely based on this guy's experience in hollywood.
'fear'...great. 'boogie nights'...yes. 'perfect storm'...come on. 'the big hit'...ok, it was bad but that was lou diamond phillip's fault. 'three kings'...awesome. 'rock star'...oh shit, nevermind. 'planet of the apes'...oh shit.
ok, well, he redeemed himself in 'the departed'.
anyway, julie, to keep with your mullet theme...i give you...the greatest mullet of all time.






god bless you macgyver, god bless you...without you and the phoenix foundation, we would never have known we even needed secret government agencies like CTU. macgyver without you, jack bauer would never exist. without you, the terrorists would win.

thank you macgyver. thank you a-team. thank you chuck norris. thank you jack bauer.

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