Monday, May 28, 2007

roger "jesus christ" clemens


we all know i have absolutely no life. i work nights. i surf the internet. i find total awesome-ness on the inter-web.
also, if you know me, i have minimal to zero tolerance for most people. and when i discover someone who might de-throne the current king OR queen of the retards, whoever that may be at any given mood, i feel the burning need, way down in my urinary tract to scream it from the rooftops.
i do hate roger clemens. either the guy is seriously THE greatest athlete of all-time. or he is an alien. or he is doping. he's smart though...keep playing dumb...because when it does finally come out...no one will care. all of these athletes just need to wait a little bit longer, phase out all the old-timers, the traditionalist, the baseball purists, and just wait for the next generation...the one that doesn't give a crap about the tainted steroid record book.
anyway, say what you want about roger...that he's got more ego than a curt schilling v. rickey henderson game of checkers or that he's going into the hall with a dollar sign on his cap, perhaps, just perhaps the reason for all this might be: debbie.
i give you the most amazing website to date: the baseball wife
wow, someone get this for me for my birthday, so i can die happy:

feel free to browse and pick up cool rocket stuff like an autographed wine bottle holder in the form of a robot or a houston astros #22 belt buckle, bedazzled or non-bedazzled or killer 4000K christmas ornaments or just chill to the music and read up on how to get fit...without HGH.

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