Tuesday, October 16, 2007

the company man.

i hear fox is giving this d-bag his own late night talk show. wow, what a horrible, horrible idea...how is it that bob costas hasn't had buck killed? saint louis needs to quit pumping out sportscasters. buck, costas, wingo...why can't everyone be scott van pelt or erin andrews? shit...here i go again. sorry.


from firejoemorgan.com
Strike Up the Band!
It finally happened, you guys!!!
Joe Buck, bottom 6, Red Sox' diminuitive caucasian 2B Dustin Pedroia at the dish:
"He's a lot like David Eckstein -- he makes the most out of what he's got."
Finally. Someone pointed out the superficial/wrong.
Pedroia, in 2007, his 23 year-old rookie year: .317/ .380 /.442. .292 EqA.
Eckstein, Cherry Picking Best Ever Result in Every Category Throughout his Entire Career: .309/.363/.395. .274 EqA.
Eck's career SLG is .362. His career high in doubles is 26. Pedroia had 39.
But hey. They are both short. And white. So that's something.


i hope these are joe's first guests:
1. homey d. clown
2. randy moss
3. these guys:

and his band: www.joebuckyourself.com
tim mccarver will play the part of ed mcmahon.
yes, one of the longest nightshifts ever. thanks for asking.

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